Lady at the Church where I'm getting married: Hi, we're planning on opening the Church up 1/2 hour before rehearsal and then 2 hours before ceremony, let us know if those times don't work for you.
Me: Great! The 1/2 hour works for the rehearsal but can I get in 2 1/2 hours before the ceremony....you see, I'm doing my makeup and getting dressed at the Church and it would make things a lot easier for me. Also, can I come by maybe before the rehearsal and drop of my dress?
Lady at the Church: Nope, can't drop off the dress, have to bring it with you on the day of the wedding.
Me: oh okay, well what about getting in 2 1/2 hours before the ceremony?
Lady at the Church: Nope can't do that either, the custodian won't be there until 2 hours before the ceremony.
Me: So why did you tell me to let you know if I needed you to change the times!?
Lady at the Church: Because I felt like it.
Me: Well is there any way I could come by and get a key to get in earlier since I REALLY don't want to feel stressed about time on my wedding day!!!!!
Lady at the Church: Nope can't do that, the custodian said he'd try to do his best to be there 2 1/2 hours though.
Me: Right, I'm sure since you just told me he won't be there until 2 hours before, he's really going to try hard to be there an extra 30 minutes early! Seriously, why can't you just let me have a key to get in early?
Lady at the Church: Because you look like a psycho who'll burn the Church down.
Me: Great! Now I know why my parents forked out $425 for the Church.
Lady at the Church: Yes, we are very accommodating.
I might have embellished a little bit of that, but you get the jist of how it went! Am I being unreasonable asking for a measly 30 extra minutes???